Journey to get Home

KTM is VERY+SUPER+HOPELESS 乞人憎!!The level of 乞人憎 of KTM cannot compared with any another public transport in the whole universe.
Why say so leh?!Am i getting too keterlaluan??
Let me tell you a story...
Long long time ago,there was a pretty little girl and her innocent little brother want to go shopping at Times Square with her cousins.They beg and beg hard for their tiger like mother permission.Finally they get to go out by taking KTM and monorail.
After they finish shopping with lots and lots of 战利品 and ready to get home,they heard this unbelievable announcement at KL CENTRAL : semua keretapi KTM akan berhenti perkhidmatan kerana masalah teknikal mengalami kekurangan bekalan kuasa dan tidak pasti bila masa dapat meneruskan perkhidmatan kita.Penumpang-penumpang dinasihati mencari jalan alternatif lain untuk sampai ke destinasi anda.Penumpang-penumpang boleh mengganti tiket anda di kaunter kita.Terima kasih.Deng deng deng deng~
What the hell???!!
"i dun wanna refund money!i just wanna get home!!" yelled pretty little girl.
ring ring~ring ring~
"halo?"
"WHERE R U??WAT TIME IS IT LIAO?COME BACK NOW!!" shout tiger on the phone.
"KTM vanished...i can't get home now..."shivering...
"KTM only right?then u take LRT to setiawangsa and take metro bus from dynasty hotel la."papa finally get the phone from the tiger.
"setiawangsa...oh...ok..." hang up phone.

"tiket ke setiawangsa rm4.20,sepuluh stesen dari sini baru sampai." said the kaunter.
"ah jie,why so expensive?" little bro ask.
"i dunno ah,lets go into the train la."

Finally they reach setiawangsa after 20 minutes.And when they step out from the station,they shockingly found out they are in the middle of a desert.No plants,No animals,No alive humans,Just sands and rocks...
Where is the Dynasty Hotel???

ring ring~ring ring~
"where r u now?reach setiawangsa?"
"ya,but i'm going back to pasar seni."
"u dun see Dynasty hotel meh?y wan go back pasar seni?u dun recognise dynasty meh?take bus from there la!!"
"i'm in the desert now...sob...where got dynasty...die nasty got la...sob..."
"setiawangsa at ah yan jie home there la!!sentul there ah?where u go o??!"
"ah yan jie there is stesen titiwangsa,not setiawangsa.go by monorail,not lrt..."
"aiya!! 一时口快!!ya ya,titiwangsa ho!!"
speechless.....
"so i'm going back pasar seni and take bus from kota raya there la."
"ok la.ok la."
tut....
The pretty little girl fast fast grab his still in his motion of 炸到 de brother into the train and heading back to pasar seni.
When the reach kota raya...
"ah jie,why all busses's number same de?all 21 and 13??"
"i dunno...lets wait patiently la.i oso never take bus from here."
ring ring~ring ring~
"u reach kota raya liao?"
"ya.waiting for bus now."
"eh,ur mama say kota raya no bus go back selayang de.take from pasar seni there."
"ohh,ok"
tut....
"ah jie,this place lagi weird,got bus number 51k d!!!"
"i dunno oh...i oso never take bus home from here.lets go to ktm there,see wheter the train beroperasi liao onot lol."

"KTM boleh balik kepong sudah?"
"ya ya",nodded the encik selling tiket.
Speechless again...........

Finally the two poor little girl and little brother on the train heading back to kepong.They took 3 hours running around,and in the end they still had to take KTM.They watched to the starry sky when they were finally home,and SPEECHLESS.......

In the conclusion:They both get fooled by KTM....and their papa.
Speechless..................