Thursday, May 28, 2009

A pile of shit

I am involve in all this 'shit' things recently.These are the latest i have heard.

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! Soon, a farmer passed by and heard the little bird chirping. Seeing the poor creature covered with dung, he decided to help the bird get out of the mess and placed it under a shrub. By this time, the bird was feeling warm and chirpy. and A cat passing by heard the sounds, saw the bird and ate it up.
Morals of the story?
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) When you’re in deep shit, it might be better just to keep your mouth shut.

A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
The moral of the story?Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

Thank you for joanne for providing all this jokes.It was brilliant!

Getting Home!!

It's good to go back to KL.My hometown,my beloved city,my dear dear home.
Although the taxi fees is a little bit expensive,the train ticket is a little bit too expensive,the journey from kampar to KL is a little bit too long,i'm still determined in getting home tomorrow.
Anyway,YEAH YEAH!At last i can roll on my bed again!!!
HURRAY!!!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

New in Town-Susan Boyle version

Oh ya ya,before i forget,i wanna show u guys this too.

The same song but editted with Susan Boyle dancing.Super funny and it made me crying with laughter.Especially the part when Susan was swirling her hips and Simon was smiling.Wakakakaka...

"I'm gonna take u out tonight,I'm gonna make u feel alright...No i don't have a penny,but i'll show u a good time..."

lalalalalalala.......................

link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WUD6J-bmu8

New in Town

This is my favourite song recently.It suits my current situation as i was newly moved in Kampar last Saturday.

cute MV,catchy tunes,good vocal.and the best of all,i LIKE it!!

Saturday, May 23, 2009

My 1st Day in Kampar...alone

Never thought that i will be alone in a big house on the 1st day in Kampar.
Looks like i am the only 1 that is in the 1st year compared to all the house mates.All of the seniors-seniors seem went home to their own kampung liao.I will be alone in the next whole week.
Well...for me,it's actually not too bad.I'm a expert in being alone,and i enjoy being alone too!!
There are so sO SO many things i can do without interupted by anybody while there is only myself in a big house.
For example: shouting as loud as i can,seeking which direction will the sound putar balik.or walking around the house in nude without worry that someone will suddenly appear behind me...
Anyway,i am finally settle down.And guess what??i am finally online!!!This is damn good!!
The future days will be better and better.

p/s : thank you very much to meizhen's daddy for belanja dinner.The面包鸡very very sedap!!

Thursday, May 21, 2009

大便趣闻

大便真的好有趣哦!!
怎么说呢?
大便拥有各种形状,大便也拥有各种颜色!
猫会大便、狗回大便、狮子会大便、老虎会大便、大笨象会大便、长颈鹿也会大便。
小北鼻会大便、老公公会大便、大人会大便、小孩都会大便。。。
大家大便的姿势都不一样,大家大便时都在做不同的事,就连大便的味道都不一样。比如说,有榴梿味啦、有臭豆味啦、有辣椒味啦等等等。反正就是吃什么大什么!
大便还有各种故事。听说大便可以当作肥料,用以灌溉农作物好让它们能茁壮成长。听说有人把大苯象的大便加工后做成纸张。听说郑和下西洋时路过南洋,人有三急大便在一副带刺的硬壳里,好久好久后这大便竟然在硬壳里长成了现在的榴梿。。。
这些传闻让我好奇,非常地好奇。。。
而今天我又从大哥那里听到了关于大便的新事迹,是他由国民服务佛教会那里听回来的。
听说伟大的佛陀是大便时死掉的!!
好像有点被炸到,幸好下巴及时托住了。
脑袋还没清醒过来,思绪已经转到另外一个境界,开始假设佛佗灰是怎么在大便时死掉了。
假设一 :佛陀被他自己的大便臭得熏死了。
假设二 :佛陀便秘了好久好久,最后肚子满得不能再满了, 如山的大便破肚而出,把佛陀臭得熏
死了。
假设三 :佛陀便秘了好久好久后终于有了便意,他使尽了毕生的力量,用尽力气努力地把塞满
肚子的大便挤出来。最后佛陀筋皮力尽得倒在如山的大便上,被大便的臭味熏死了。
到底是那一个呢?真的好好奇,好好奇喔。。。
大便真的很有趣,对不对?

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Journey to get Home

KTM is VERY+SUPER+HOPELESS 乞人憎!!The level of 乞人憎 of KTM cannot compared with any another public transport in the whole universe.
Why say so leh?!Am i getting too keterlaluan??
Let me tell you a story...
Long long time ago,there was a pretty little girl and her innocent little brother want to go shopping at Times Square with her cousins.They beg and beg hard for their tiger like mother permission.Finally they get to go out by taking KTM and monorail.
After they finish shopping with lots and lots of 战利品 and ready to get home,they heard this unbelievable announcement at KL CENTRAL : semua keretapi KTM akan berhenti perkhidmatan kerana masalah teknikal mengalami kekurangan bekalan kuasa dan tidak pasti bila masa dapat meneruskan perkhidmatan kita.Penumpang-penumpang dinasihati mencari jalan alternatif lain untuk sampai ke destinasi anda.Penumpang-penumpang boleh mengganti tiket anda di kaunter kita.Terima kasih.Deng deng deng deng~
What the hell???!!
"i dun wanna refund money!i just wanna get home!!" yelled pretty little girl.
ring ring~ring ring~
"halo?"
"WHERE R U??WAT TIME IS IT LIAO?COME BACK NOW!!" shout tiger on the phone.
"KTM vanished...i can't get home now..."shivering...
"KTM only right?then u take LRT to setiawangsa and take metro bus from dynasty hotel la."papa finally get the phone from the tiger.
"setiawangsa...oh...ok..." hang up phone.

"tiket ke setiawangsa rm4.20,sepuluh stesen dari sini baru sampai." said the kaunter.
"ah jie,why so expensive?" little bro ask.
"i dunno ah,lets go into the train la."

Finally they reach setiawangsa after 20 minutes.And when they step out from the station,they shockingly found out they are in the middle of a desert.No plants,No animals,No alive humans,Just sands and rocks...
Where is the Dynasty Hotel???

ring ring~ring ring~
"where r u now?reach setiawangsa?"
"ya,but i'm going back to pasar seni."
"u dun see Dynasty hotel meh?y wan go back pasar seni?u dun recognise dynasty meh?take bus from there la!!"
"i'm in the desert now...sob...where got dynasty...die nasty got la...sob..."
"setiawangsa at ah yan jie home there la!!sentul there ah?where u go o??!"
"ah yan jie there is stesen titiwangsa,not setiawangsa.go by monorail,not lrt..."
"aiya!! 一时口快!!ya ya,titiwangsa ho!!"
speechless.....
"so i'm going back pasar seni and take bus from kota raya there la."
"ok la.ok la."
tut....
The pretty little girl fast fast grab his still in his motion of 炸到 de brother into the train and heading back to pasar seni.
When the reach kota raya...
"ah jie,why all busses's number same de?all 21 and 13??"
"i dunno...lets wait patiently la.i oso never take bus from here."
ring ring~ring ring~
"u reach kota raya liao?"
"ya.waiting for bus now."
"eh,ur mama say kota raya no bus go back selayang de.take from pasar seni there."
"ohh,ok"
tut....
"ah jie,this place lagi weird,got bus number 51k d!!!"
"i dunno oh...i oso never take bus home from here.lets go to ktm there,see wheter the train beroperasi liao onot lol."

"KTM boleh balik kepong sudah?"
"ya ya",nodded the encik selling tiket.
Speechless again...........

Finally the two poor little girl and little brother on the train heading back to kepong.They took 3 hours running around,and in the end they still had to take KTM.They watched to the starry sky when they were finally home,and SPEECHLESS.......

In the conclusion:They both get fooled by KTM....and their papa.
Speechless..................

Monday, May 18, 2009

...Kidnapped by Alien...

Well well well...
Why do i dissappear recently?Bcuz i was kidnapped by alien?Nah...that will only happened in Hollywood's movies!
So what hold me from online for 1 whole week??
Reason 1: my 'da ge' came back from NS last last Friday.
Reason 2: i went back to hometown to celebrate mothers day with my popo,shen shen and mama.
Reason 3: related to reason 1.since my ' da ge' come home liao,he rebut to use the streamyx with me.So what did i do during the days without online?i play the sims 2 days and nights,upgrading their skills and help the sims reach their top career.It feels like i was in that game and i berusaha susah payah to earn more money,working hard only study study and study just to get promoted...haiz.oh,by the way,i had been work as a superhero,a criminal mastermind,a party expert,a CEO for bussiness career and so on.phew...so 'guo ying' to play so many character at the same time.So in the end,i'm still gained something from the game right?
Reason 4: Banana tipu me to play a singing onlie game at 1am midnight with her last last Friday.Two 'siao lang' singing and laughing like ghost at 1am!!Feel very stupid but actually i very 'guo ying'(secretly) too.Since that day i was exhausted and i was so so sleepy the whole week.So...blame her.
Reason 5: i am addicted to American Idol so sO SO MUCH recently.Why leh?i dunno.Maybe because Kris is so so cute and husband to his wife at the same time?Maybe because Adam is gay?Or maybe because i finally found out why banana love Danny so much,because Danny looks a little bit like her favourite ironman,and Danny is the plump version of RDJ?i dunno...i really dunno...
Reason 6: i am so so busy in helping to maintain brad pitt and angelina jolie's relationship.Since that i love them both,i am one of the Brangelina's fan(dunno since when,maybe after someone always critic and attack them both),i am so adore their kids(they are such a united nations family!!Cambodian Maddox,Vietnamese Pax,Ethiopia Zahara,pretty little Shiloh who was born in Namibia and of course the cute twins Knox and Vivienne.Who dares to split them away from their parents?I heard rumours that the seven is coming too..)And also,they are such a lovely and charming couple to be together!
Reason 7: i am busy packing and shopping.This Saturday i will move to Kampar liao.Arghhh...i started to miss my double bed,even the bed is next to me now.Can i bring u along bed?I will certainly miss all the things here,the food,friends,shopping center,swimming pool,cinema,my 37 inch tv,my mummy,daddy,da ge,er ge,san ge and da bian yee...etc.I won't leave without all of you!So all come with me!i will sayang u all!SAYANG SAYANG!
Reason 8: no more reason 8 la,i am so thirsty liao,wan go drink water liao!

OH OH!i found out all banana love love de celebrity is short!!Wakakakaka..... =D

Friday, May 8, 2009

变态怪兽的快乐来源!wakakaka...

我体内蕴藏着一股叫做变态的O无聊基因。
每当我感到心浮气躁的时候,又或因天气炎热而闷气无从释放时,它就会悄悄地跑出来,用它无人能及的力量兴风作浪、翻云覆雨,最后留下满地的狼狈,和不断哀嚎天无眼的人们,心满义足地扬笑而去。。。
举些很好的例子: 这是它最爱做的动作,静静地躲在门后等着待进来的人们,然后突地从门后跳出来,嘴里还一边发出"哇"的声响,满心期待着被吓的人儿花/俊容失色、脸色惨白的一边扶着快跳出来的心脏,一边哇哇大叫地追着它跑。然后它就会很得意洋洋地看着被它吓傻的人儿,舒叹着今晚又能一夜好眠!
这方法屡试不爽!虽然人们早已对这老土的技俩见惯不惯,但是奇怪的还是会有一些笨蛋会被吓倒!当然人们被吓到对它来说是件天大的开心事,因为要是没有的话,它会郁闷的整夜在床上翻滚,无法入眠。
还有还有,最近它很爱玩的游戏。当二哥很专心的在打game时,它偷偷地躲在墙后,只露出半个脸和一只眼睛,无声地对着二哥阴阴地笑。等到二哥发现时,快速地将脸藏回墙后,当二哥不再注意时又把脸露出来。来回数遍、乐此不疲,直到二哥终于因为受干扰而让游戏阵亡,忍耐能力到了极点生气地长声咆哮,它才笑哈哈地急急转身跑开!


喔,快乐的事当然不止这么点了!它刚刚在不久之前新发明的恶作剧,在它猪小弟身上实施,效果出奇地令它满意,每一次都让它兴奋地哈哈大笑!用不求人在猪小弟身上乱搔,每一个部位都乱乱搔,然后大掌一巴往他胸口摸去,看着猪小弟不断蠕动的身体,命令他用娘娘腔的声音喊:啊!我嫁不出去啦!要喊了,才甘心把他放了,开心地睡觉去。
呜。。呜。。想到就好兴奋!!
听说这种行为有个美丽的称呼,叫做把自己的快乐建造在别人的痛苦上。
可是那些"被虐待"的人们看起来都一副很享受的样子啊?!
好像真的很变态,对不对?

Monday, May 4, 2009

Ice-skating Rock!!

Yesterday went ice-skating at Sunway Pyramid.I forgot to shopping at the
new wing!!Oops...

from the left: leimun, ivy, teh, and patrick.

innocent face of leimun

ivy "V"


both "V"

leimun molesting uncle Mc Donald!!

Two people were not in the picture.My biggest reward on that day is a big bubble on my leg...pain...

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Bravo time!!

Did anyone watch american idol this week??because it is so fascinating!!
Now this week theme is my favourite,all the songs were relaxing,romantic and touching my heart....
Now i must talk about this two sweet guys,Danny and Adam.
Like usual,Danny definitely can sing!And his singing skill probably is the best among the top 5,but my perception for him so far was only he is good in singing.
Until this week,when he first sang up the first line,looking straight into the camera,i fall in love with him!He sang like an angel,like the flowers blossom in the air,winds pecking my cheek,melting my heart....ohhh...i couldn't help to hold my smile during his performance.
And Adam!!When i first saw Adam singing in tv,my feeling was like:"Wow!he is not going to sing like this!!"I couldn't find a word to describe Adam performance,but when i heard Randy said Adam is a theatrical singer,i was like 'boom'!YES!there it is!!
I kept laughing when i saw him walking down the stair while singing,and i laugh and laugh until he finish singing.He always made his performance like a Broadway show and he is not tired to do it everytime!!Adam might not be the best in singing,but he definitely is the best entertainer!!!
American Idol needs this kind of entertainer!One day Adam might became a great entertainer like Elvis Presley...
Next week will be Rock week,and it will be Adam's week!I hope it will be fun!!