A pile of shit

I am involve in all this 'shit' things recently.These are the latest i have heard.

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! Soon, a farmer passed by and heard the little bird chirping. Seeing the poor creature covered with dung, he decided to help the bird get out of the mess and placed it under a shrub. By this time, the bird was feeling warm and chirpy. and A cat passing by heard the sounds, saw the bird and ate it up.
Morals of the story?
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) When you’re in deep shit, it might be better just to keep your mouth shut.

A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
The moral of the story?Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

Thank you for joanne for providing all this jokes.It was brilliant!

Getting Home!!

It's good to go back to KL.My hometown,my beloved city,my dear dear home.
Although the taxi fees is a little bit expensive,the train ticket is a little bit too expensive,the journey from kampar to KL is a little bit too long,i'm still determined in getting home tomorrow.
Anyway,YEAH YEAH!At last i can roll on my bed again!!!
HURRAY!!!

New in Town-Susan Boyle version

Oh ya ya,before i forget,i wanna show u guys this too.

The same song but editted with Susan Boyle dancing.Super funny and it made me crying with laughter.Especially the part when Susan was swirling her hips and Simon was smiling.Wakakakaka...

"I'm gonna take u out tonight,I'm gonna make u feel alright...No i don't have a penny,but i'll show u a good time..."

lalalalalalala.......................

link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WUD6J-bmu8

New in Town

This is my favourite song recently.It suits my current situation as i was newly moved in Kampar last Saturday.

cute MV,catchy tunes,good vocal.and the best of all,i LIKE it!!

My 1st Day in Kampar...alone

Never thought that i will be alone in a big house on the 1st day in Kampar.
Looks like i am the only 1 that is in the 1st year compared to all the house mates.All of the seniors-seniors seem went home to their own kampung liao.I will be alone in the next whole week.
Well...for me,it's actually not too bad.I'm a expert in being alone,and i enjoy being alone too!!
There are so sO SO many things i can do without interupted by anybody while there is only myself in a big house.
For example: shouting as loud as i can,seeking which direction will the sound putar balik.or walking around the house in nude without worry that someone will suddenly appear behind me...
Anyway,i am finally settle down.And guess what??i am finally online!!!This is damn good!!
The future days will be better and better.

p/s : thank you very much to meizhen's daddy for belanja dinner.The面包鸡very very sedap!!

大便趣闻

大便真的好有趣哦！！
怎么说呢？
大便拥有各种形状，大便也拥有各种颜色！
猫会大便、狗回大便、狮子会大便、老虎会大便、大笨象会大便、长颈鹿也会大便。
小北鼻会大便、老公公会大便、大人会大便、小孩都会大便。。。
大家大便的姿势都不一样，大家大便时都在做不同的事，就连大便的味道都不一样。比如说，有榴梿味啦、有臭豆味啦、有辣椒味啦等等等。反正就是吃什么大什么！
大便还有各种故事。听说大便可以当作肥料，用以灌溉农作物好让它们能茁壮成长。听说有人把大苯象的大便加工后做成纸张。听说郑和下西洋时路过南洋，人有三急大便在一副带刺的硬壳里，好久好久后这大便竟然在硬壳里长成了现在的榴梿。。。
这些传闻让我好奇，非常地好奇。。。
而今天我又从大哥那里听到了关于大便的新事迹，是他由国民服务佛教会那里听回来的。
听说伟大的佛陀是大便时死掉的！！
好像有点被炸到，幸好下巴及时托住了。
脑袋还没清醒过来，思绪已经转到另外一个境界，开始假设佛佗灰是怎么在大便时死掉了。
假设一 ：佛陀被他自己的大便臭得熏死了。
假设二 ：佛陀便秘了好久好久，最后肚子满得不能再满了, 如山的大便破肚而出，把佛陀臭得熏
死了。
假设三 ：佛陀便秘了好久好久后终于有了便意，他使尽了毕生的力量，用尽力气努力地把塞满
肚子的大便挤出来。最后佛陀筋皮力尽得倒在如山的大便上，被大便的臭味熏死了。
到底是那一个呢？真的好好奇，好好奇喔。。。
大便真的很有趣，对不对？

Journey to get Home

KTM is VERY+SUPER+HOPELESS 乞人憎!!The level of 乞人憎 of KTM cannot compared with any another public transport in the whole universe.
Why say so leh?!Am i getting too keterlaluan??
Let me tell you a story...
Long long time ago,there was a pretty little girl and her innocent little brother want to go shopping at Times Square with her cousins.They beg and beg hard for their tiger like mother permission.Finally they get to go out by taking KTM and monorail.
After they finish shopping with lots and lots of 战利品 and ready to get home,they heard this unbelievable announcement at KL CENTRAL : semua keretapi KTM akan berhenti perkhidmatan kerana masalah teknikal mengalami kekurangan bekalan kuasa dan tidak pasti bila masa dapat meneruskan perkhidmatan kita.Penumpang-penumpang dinasihati mencari jalan alternatif lain untuk sampai ke destinasi anda.Penumpang-penumpang boleh mengganti tiket anda di kaunter kita.Terima kasih.Deng deng deng deng~
What the hell???!!
"i dun wanna refund money!i just wanna get home!!" yelled pretty little girl.
ring ring~ring ring~
"halo?"
"WHERE R U??WAT TIME IS IT LIAO?COME BACK NOW!!" shout tiger on the phone.
"KTM vanished...i can't get home now..."shivering...
"KTM only right?then u take LRT to setiawangsa and take metro bus from dynasty hotel la."papa finally get the phone from the tiger.
"setiawangsa...oh...ok..." hang up phone.

"tiket ke setiawangsa rm4.20,sepuluh stesen dari sini baru sampai." said the kaunter.
"ah jie,why so expensive?" little bro ask.
"i dunno ah,lets go into the train la."

Finally they reach setiawangsa after 20 minutes.And when they step out from the station,they shockingly found out they are in the middle of a desert.No plants,No animals,No alive humans,Just sands and rocks...
Where is the Dynasty Hotel???

ring ring~ring ring~
"where r u now?reach setiawangsa?"
"ya,but i'm going back to pasar seni."
"u dun see Dynasty hotel meh?y wan go back pasar seni?u dun recognise dynasty meh?take bus from there la!!"
"i'm in the desert now...sob...where got dynasty...die nasty got la...sob..."
"setiawangsa at ah yan jie home there la!!sentul there ah?where u go o??!"
"ah yan jie there is stesen titiwangsa,not setiawangsa.go by monorail,not lrt..."
"aiya!! 一时口快!!ya ya,titiwangsa ho!!"
speechless.....
"so i'm going back pasar seni and take bus from kota raya there la."
"ok la.ok la."
tut....
The pretty little girl fast fast grab his still in his motion of 炸到 de brother into the train and heading back to pasar seni.
When the reach kota raya...
"ah jie,why all busses's number same de?all 21 and 13??"
"i dunno...lets wait patiently la.i oso never take bus from here."
ring ring~ring ring~
"u reach kota raya liao?"
"ya.waiting for bus now."
"eh,ur mama say kota raya no bus go back selayang de.take from pasar seni there."
"ohh,ok"
tut....
"ah jie,this place lagi weird,got bus number 51k d!!!"
"i dunno oh...i oso never take bus home from here.lets go to ktm there,see wheter the train beroperasi liao onot lol."

"KTM boleh balik kepong sudah?"
"ya ya",nodded the encik selling tiket.
Speechless again...........

Finally the two poor little girl and little brother on the train heading back to kepong.They took 3 hours running around,and in the end they still had to take KTM.They watched to the starry sky when they were finally home,and SPEECHLESS.......

In the conclusion:They both get fooled by KTM....and their papa.
Speechless..................